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Nathalia
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As classy as it gets.
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Let me tell you a story, child; A story of wonder and awe A story where good triumphs evil. It takes place in a land afar.
Does this story have dragons and witches, mama, and a knight that defeats them all? And where's the princess? is she in trouble? Will she come out standing tall?
Yes, my dear, in fact, it does! there's a princess and dragons galore. the story stems from your own mind-
please, tell me some more!
"In this land far away, dreams become real there's princess trapped in a tower. She has twinkling eyes and long flowing hair; She is as fair as the daintiest flower!
Well what became of the witch and her doings? Where is the evil in this?
be patient my dear for the witch does exist with a plot to steal the beauty of our fair maiden, the princess.
Why her beauty? Why not her brains? Wouldn't that be much more useful?
She's not known well by her brains, yet, her beauty is coveted by all
I don't understand. that doesn't make sense. brains are better by far.
As I was saying, the princess is trapped, and only a knight can save her. with his handsome face and muscles so strong, he will win her heart as her savior.
Why can't the princess save herself? Isn't she independent? Why does the man have to carry the deed? It's her life. She should defend it.
Daughter please, enough interrupting! This isn't your story to tell! now sit back in bed and tuck yourself in, as I continue my tale. the knight defeated the witch's dragon-
but mommy please, can I ask but one thing? how does one man defeat such a being?
Child, enough with the questions! Why are you asking so much?
because, mamma, what you say isn't true! you spin tales of beauty and love; tales where good always triumphs the evil where a beautiful lady, who's who's not very smart still conquers against all odds.
A man defeats a dragon that is twenty times his size. this is impossible, this doesn't make sense. Why are you feeding me lies?
Well then, tell me child, if you're so smart How should this story play out?
Let me tell you a story mamma, a story a bit less far-fetched, a story of a woman, so smart and so strong This story's truths are less stretched.
Favorite moviesAnything Horror, Gore, Scary, FunnyFavorite bands / musical artistsVoltaire, The Cloclwork Quartet, Johnny Hollow, Frank SinatraFavorite writersShel SilversteinFavorite gaming platformAnything that plays awesome thingsTools of the TradePhotoshop and/or traditional pencil/paperOther Interestscartoons, music, acting, dancing, and drawing
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first.” - Terry Pratchett
Hi, theres this contest going on called "Cute Monsters" and I was wondering if you could vote on my entry? [link] but if I bothered you with this, I apologize ^^
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